Hello to all my new tumblr pals from the ‘Pin! I hope I do not drive you batty with my usually infrequent but occasionally spammy posting habits (I post 90% of the time via the queue, but if I’m actually online I reblog as I go).
If I were to write a children’s book about derailing on the internet it would totally have whales in it
Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It’s where my demons hide.
why do mermaids wear seashells on their boobs
BECAUSE B-SHELLS ARE TOO SMALL AND D-SHELLS ARE TOO BIG
“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.”
did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia